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Huaren
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kissbigeye

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a very funny jok, must see

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2005-11-29 19:26:00

One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my little sister's house for the
traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her.


She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

She knew my sis was preparing her very first Thanksgiving dinner, and was
very nervous about how it would turn out.

When my sister left mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. she then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and then pulled out
the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Oh My God
Susan, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news,my sister started to cry. It took
the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

My Mom is Mean!!

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marying

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2005-11-29 19:50:00

Huaren
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rabbie

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2005-11-29 19:58:00

pregnant turkey
Huaren
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kissbigeye

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2005-11-29 22:47:00

the problem is turkey only can lay eggs!! my husband shared this jok with his coworkers, they cannot understand why this is a jok.
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heavysnow

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2005-11-29 23:03:00

kinda funny
Huaren
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mystique

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2005-11-29 23:12:00

Huaren
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Joyy

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2005-11-30 00:34:00

这个sister这么虚伪阿,烤火鸡她就不哭,烤了"怀孕"的火鸡就难过。。
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vegetarcat

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2005-11-30 09:56:00

why can't i feel it's funny joke?
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2005-11-30 11:25:00

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tinygrass

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2005-11-30 11:50:00

以下是引用kissbigeye在2005-11-29 19:26:00的发言:

One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my little sister's house for the
traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her.


She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

She knew my sis was preparing her very first Thanksgiving dinner, and was
very nervous about how it would turn out.

When my sister left mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. she then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and then pulled out
the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Oh My God
Susan, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news,my sister started to cry. It took
the family two hours
to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

My Mom is Mean!!


her mother ruined the dinner

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