7. South Central...
...is in Arkansas, judging from the peculiar combination of slang and accent you'll probably encounter. The district is known for geographic fickleness, though, and may occasionally surface anywhere from the fabled Canadas to the flowering kingdoms of the Orient.
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6. Robots...
...are the future, and their distorted voices may be incomprehensible to you, but you must allow them to shoot you in your imaginary videogame brain. All the while thanking your weak, human gods that your future masters presently occupy themselves playing Halo rather than crushing the multitudes of simpering fleshlings beneath their steely tread.
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5. Girls...
...may be vocally indistinguishable from 12-year-old boys. Mistaking the former for the latter and accosting them verbally will make you feel bad about yourself. At least, until you realize that the possession of ovaries does not make anyone any less of an idiot.[upload=jpg,nintendo_girls_lg_1.jpg]UploadFile/2008-12/2008121312234618041.jpg[/upload]
4. Chocolate Milk...
...is a delicious nectar, and you should never cease your pursuit of it. Your obese, promiscuous mother will provide it on demand-you have only to shriek to her of your need for it.
chocolate milk 的来源
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[此贴子已经被作者于2008-12-13 12:26:26编辑过]
3. Babies...
...do not require maintenance. They may scream ceaselessly in the background of your conversations with Arkansas gangstas, but given the inexhaustible multitude of children who've plagued you-and will continue to do so over the years-it's apparent that their feeding and other upkeep is entirely optional.
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2. Vents...
...exist to provide opportunity for your teammates to blockade you within while they giggle at your predicament. Allow them to do so until you descend into pure animal rage. It is right to indulge them in this, for they are your friends and allies.来源 （这不是叉盒子上的啊）
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbCQFIrP97o
1. Homosexuality...
...is within all of us. Our screaming, 10-year-old daddy said so. Its presence is made more apparent by our inability to recognize the truths presented in the above list-and complemented by its occasional companions: femininity and low IQs. Take these lessons to heart, for they will completely and utterly fail to make you a better person.
这个我实在是想不出来图片
呃，家里有孩子的话要管好玩的游戏
[此贴子已经被作者于2008-12-13 12:32:33编辑过]
不好玩欧就下PC版的玩玩算了。。。
lzmm有没有玩过nancy drewer系列的哇？偶最近眼馋那个。不知道好玩不。。。考虑搞个wii版的玩玩。
不好玩欧就下PC版的玩玩算了。。。
到底了
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