Apparently, K-Y isn't just for the sack. Recommended uses include: As a preshave treatment for supersmooth legs, lip gloss (eeew), massage oil, hair gel and treatment for puffy eyes.

Yup. Apparently, Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran (remember them?) suggests we dump out a whole tube or bottle of K-Y into a zipper-lock bag and freeze it. The frozen bag of goo then can be used to reduce puffiness under the eyes.