话说今天Caffeine在地铁里回家路上，一年轻黑衣男子特意坐在caffeine的身旁。

caffeine心里暗想，“不帅。不要心里盘算着和我套近乎~“

黑衣人突然开始向caffeine说话，从哪来，到哪去，做什么的。caffeine耐心作答，一只手还在整理着潮湿的雨伞。

“I'm a missionary...!#$#@%!%#%"

天哪，这就是传说中的传教士！caffeine大惊。

“Do you believe.....@$%^%#^&*&^*^*^&^$W?"

"No. I don't believe this kind of stuff."caffeine微笑作答。

“what is 'this kind of stuff'"?传教士追问。

“I am not religious."

传教士笑 - 找对目标了。

“have you ever thought where you are from...besides your mom and dad?"

"I believe evolution." (ft,这些愚蠢的人啊！）

“have you thought about the meaning of your life？why do you live?"

"well, I don't think that we were born because of our own choice. we were born by our parents, and it is what it is. you just need to lead a good life, treat yourself well, and treat other people well."

传教士盯着caffeine看。做思考状。"interesting...en...interesting".

"Have you thought where you will go after death?"

"i believe that i'll be melted in the nature:part of the tree, the earth, the air, and the water. Actually, this is part of the Daoism theory. have you ever heard of Daoism?" Caffeine开始反攻了！

“no."

"after people die, we'll be back to the nature and be part of it. it's very peaceful. I am from China, and I believe this." (道都没听说过？土！)

"how long have you been in the States?"

"about four years"

"hmm...interesting...interesting...interesting..."传教士沉默。做思考状。

5秒钟之后，“can i ask you something? i'm not blaming you not being religious or something...i just want to ask you a question."

ft!就跟caffeine觉得不信教是有罪似的，传教士又看着特innocent的样子，caffeine当时就想大笑。

“go ahead"

"have you thought why people need to be nice?"

"because if you want to be treated nicely by other people, you have to be nice to other people first." 回答得多好啊！鼓掌！caffeine突然想和传教士聊下去了。这么多显而易见的道理，中国的祖先早就想的清清楚楚明明白白了。caffeine的父母就是这么从小教育caffeine的。有什么想不明白的呢？再多聊一回，搞不好caffeine可以劝说传教士改信道教？

不好！到站了！“excuse me, i have to get off. nice talking to you. "

"nice meeting you,"传教士说，“it's a very interesting talk."继续作沉思状。

caffeine走出地铁。对天大笑。