The funny Quotes:
1) Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
2)Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
3)Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
4) Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
5)Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
6)Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
7)Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
8)Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
9)Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

BTW: 真的很喜欢WOODY ALLAN这个家伙呢! 正在收集他所有的电影作品...