The policy is No gift. Bought or hand made humorous cards are welcome and there was gonna be a humorous card contest.

一个朋友的生日派对，请柬说，不要带礼物，带幽默生日卡就好了，而且是有奖幽默生日卡大赛。

The card of the birthday guy's mother was announced in the party, " from the crystall ball, I can see there was a glorious past and a bright future, but no present."

这个朋友的妈妈邮寄来这样一个卡片，从水晶球里看到，你有很美好的未来，很美好的将来，却没有“礼物”。

I cant remember it all, but here is another one. Rated R, must be 18 and older

Mine is cute too. I bought it and stole some jokes from joke board. And I won the first prize! It was a prize that could worth a million!

我的卡片是一等奖， it goes like this. I am sorry my dog ate your birthday gift. 翻开里面， 我抄了三个小笑话。然后里面是， You can still get it if you wait one day or two.

A lottory ticket withy of $10! with two draws. I just checked, and I didnt quit my job. Go figure.

[此贴子已经被作者于2005-3-31 12:37:23编辑过]