9.'Anatomy' Lesson:

If Nicole Richie failed to convince you that clavicles that can slice lunch meat are the exact opposite of sexy, then behold Ellen Pompeo, whose neckline is so sharp and hollowed out that you could easily lose a quarter in its depths -- and cut your hand trying to fish it out. The crimp-haired and cadaverous "Grey's Anatomy" actress opts to cover up her frail frame beneath an unbalanced, belted Valentino number that is scarily narrow on the bottom and oddly oversized on top. And we're at a loss to explain the lacy bodice decorated with what appear to be several hundred tiny squares of toilet paper, which we guess could come in handy should anyone cut themselves shaving on the red carpet.