紫气东来 Zǐ qì dōng lái A fair wind blows 像茅山道士在 Xiàng Máoshān dàoshì zài It seems the Shangqing priest is here 整天出胡子瞪眼吹吹吹吹个大气球 嗨 Zhěngtiān chū húzǐ dèngyǎn chuī chuī chuī chuī gè dà qìqiú, hāi All day, he stares at his growing beard and blows, blows, blows, blows up a big balloon 他吹一口气就能把黑色变成彩色 Tā chuī yī kǒu qì jiù néng bǎ hēisè biànchéng cǎisè With a single breath, he can turn blackness into color 急功近利躲躲闪闪所谓艺术除四害 Jígōngjìnlì duǒduoshǎnshǎn suǒwèi yìshù chúsìhài The so-called art of eliminating vermin is profitable but shady 没志气没出息大大小小的什么道理 Méi zhìqì méi chūxī dàdàxiǎoxiǎo de shénme dàolǐ If you have no aspirations and no promise, then what hope do you have? 神笔马良来到村里半开放式的墙壁 Shénbǐ Mǎ Liáng láidào cūn lǐ bàn kāifàng shì de qiángbì Ma Liang and his magic brush arrive at the village’s half-enclosed walls 灵感爆炸 Línggǎn bàozhà In an explosion of inspiration 开始八角形作画 Kāishǐ bājiǎoxíng zuò huà He begins drawing octagons 黑白山水 花鸟鱼虫张大千开个价吧 Hēibái shānshuǐ, huāniǎoyúchóng Zhāng Dàqiān kāi gè jià ba Black-and-white landscapes, bird-and-flower paintings, Chang Dai-chien — name your price 二八自行车金盔金甲走山间小路 Èrbā zìxíngchē jīn kuī jīn jiǎ zǒu shān jiān xiǎo lù Gold-plated 28-inch bicycles wind down the small mountain road 儿童装饰画自由自在 Értóng zhuāngshìhuà zìyóuzìzài The children make decorative paintings without a care in the world 自有我 Zìyǒu wǒ My natural self 黑色丙烯和白色的玛丽 Hēisè bǐngxī hé báisè de Mǎlì Black propene and white Mary 他说喜欢朴朴素素花花绿绿的华丽的画家 Tā shuō xǐhuān pǔpǔsùsù huāhuālǜlǜ de huálì de huàjiā He says he likes simple, brightly-colored, ornate artists 气吞山河就是有点不一样 Qìtūnshānhé jiù shì yǒu diǎn bù yīyàng Being daring makes you just a little different 因为未来的物质生活自己无法想象 Yīnwèi wèilái de wùzhìshēnghuó zìjǐ wúfǎ xiǎngxiàng Because there’s no way to imagine your own future material life 看看公鸡 房子 云朵 和星球 Kànkàn gōngjī, fángzi, yúnduǒ, hé xīngqiú Look at the roosters, the houses, the clouds, and the stars 未来的小轿车在眼前忽左忽右 Wèilái de xiǎojiàochē zài yǎn qián hū zuǒ hū yoù Sedans of the future weave left and right before your eyes 锅盖我家有 Guōgài wǒ jiā yoǔ My family has the lid to a pot 还是用柳条翻筋斗 Háishi yòng liǔtiáo fānjīndǒu And we do somersaults with willow branches 这不是在纽约巴黎可以打我电话久久久 Zhè bù shì zài Niǔyuē Bālí kěyǐ dǎ wǒ diànhuà jiǔjiǔjiǔ You can’t call my phone from New York or Paris, no, no, no 反正艺术品的价格批评家说得算 Fǎnzhèng yìshùpǐn de jiàgé pīpíngjiā shuō de suàn No matter the work of art, its price comes down to what the critics say 笔有多大就多大 Bǐ yoǔ duō dà jiù duō dà If the brush is that big, it’s that big 墨有多满就多满 Mò yoǔ duō mǎn jiù duō mǎn If the inkwell is that full, it’s that full 吹吹吹吹牛，吹个大气球 Chuī chuī chuī chuīniú, chuī gè dà qìqiú Boast, boast, boast, boast, and blow up a big balloon 吹吹吹吹牛，吹个大气球 Chuī chuī chuī chuīniú, chuī gè dà qìqiú Boast, boast, boast, boast, and blow up a big balloon 吹吹吹吹牛，吹个大气球 Chuī chuī chuī chuīniú, chuī gè dà qìqiú Boast, boast, boast, boast, and blow up a big balloon 吹吹吹吹牛，吹个大气球 Chuī chuī chuī chuīniú, chuī gè dà qìqiú Boast, boast, boast, boast, and blow up a big balloon 可能是立体派印象派古典派雕塑 Kěnéng shì lìtǐpài yìnxiàngpài gǔdiǎnpài diāosù It might be a cubist, impressionist, or classical sculpture 用放大镜仔细看看找到一只母猪 Yòng fàngdàjìng zǐxì kànkàn zhǎo dào yì zhī mǔ zhū Carefully looking with a magnifying glass, I found a sow 欣赏的骄傲的自豪的虚荣的表情 Xīnshǎng de jiāo’ào de zìháo de xūróng de biǎoqíng An expression of vain proud enjoyment 总之过程团结友爱你我很开心 Zǒngzhī guòchéng tuánjié yǒu’ài nǐ wǒ hěn kāixīn No matter what, the process unites you and me in brotherhood, and we’re very happy 没有提出疑问就像神话中的动物 Méiyǒu tíchū yíwèn jiù xiàng shénhuà zhōng de dòngwù Not asking questions makes us like mythical animals 手里拿着喇叭但是嘴已经被抹布堵住 Shǒu lǐ ná zhe lǎbā dànshì zuǐ yǐjīng bèi mābù dǔ zhù We hold trumpets in our hands, but our mouths are already stopped up with cloth 希望一下笔 激起千层浪 Xīwàng yī xiàbǐ, jīqǐ qiān cénglàng I hope that my brush gives rise to a thousand waves 和谐社会 万寿无疆 Héxié shèhuì, wànshòu wújiāng Harmonious society, boundless longevity 想一想哲学的辨析很多很多问题 Xiǎng yī xiǎng zhéxué de biànxī hěn duō hěn duō wèntí When I think about philosophical analysis, I have many, many questions 一拍脑门之乎者手里拿着个BB机 Yī pāi nǎomén zhīhuzhě shǒu lǐ ná zhe gè BB jī The classics bounce off my forehead, and in my hand is a pager 他愁云满目的抽了一口中南海 Tā chóuyún mǎnmù de choū le yī kǒu Zhōngnánhǎi With a gloomy look in his eyes, he smokes a Zhongnanhai 最后吹出牛来平平仄仄仄仄平 Zuìhòu chuī chū niú lái píng píng zè zè zè zè píng And finally boasts, fa la fa fa fa fa la